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I want to fill this new Plaid Shirt page with real-life stories about experiences we have had as Olde Goats. Perhapes they made us laugh or shed a tear. Or affected our heart. Or startled our common senses. Or added something new to what we know.
I will share them as I find them, but please feel free to contribute.
Dan
THE NEW MOON MONITOR
MOTORCYCLES AND ME
I had the most excellent motorcycle adventure of my life last week, thanks in part to the internet making it possible for my daughter to make a Harry Potter pen pal in Sudbury, Ontario, many years ago. This is the same daughter who recently turned 18 and wrote For Dust I Am. Three days after graduating from high school (two Saturdays ago), she embarked on a one-day, 12-hour solo road trip to Sudbury to pick up her BFF and bring her back to Viroqua for a week. My wife and I are of the mind that when you turn 18 you are an adult and you get to decide what you are going to do or not do, so we had no choice but to allow it. We provided the car (2012 Subaru Impreza), she paid for the gas.
Beatrix is pretty determined and adventurous, and while she was confident she could make the 12-hour journey in one day, I felt some obligation to be at least a little bit protective. I have a motorcycle and I use it to take short trips with friends once a year, but it has been a long time since I have taken a multi-day solo adventure, and I saw this as the opportunity to do it. She agreed to allow me to escort her (from a distance) to the Canadian border, and while she was visiting with the Sudburians, I would remain a few hours away in the Algoma District.
Because a 12-hour day on a motorcycle is completely out of the question, my plan included a one-day head start, leaving Memorial Day afternoon and riding up to Lappen’s camp on the Pesthigo River, near Crivitz, Wisconsin. It was a 250-mile day on the motorcycle, in and out of unexpected rain for the last 100 miles, ending on a wet and sandy road into the woods to eat and drink with close friends I haven’t seen in years, and sleep in a spare pop-up camper. Stories around the fire included Mike’s connection to relatives who survived the Peshtigo Fire in 1871, and his most recent assignment, as CEO of Milwaukee County Behavior Health Services: overseeing the total closure of the Milwaukee County Asylum for the Chronic Insane. Both topics, and especially the latter, are very intriguing as material for a book project in the future. We talked about that possibility.
Tuesday, Day 2
Staying up late talking to an old friend about endlessly interesting things makes me feel hungover the next day, and that’s not the best way to wake up on a day that will include a 325-mile motorcycle ride. My daughter left home at 6am, and I was expected to meet her at 1pm in Escanaba, Michigan. After a good camp breakfast of eggs, bacon, blueberries, and coffee, I started feeling a little sharper and ready roll, but apparently not quite clear headed enough to remember the route, because I missed a turn on the way, and my 1.5 hour ride became a 2-hour ride. Add that Beatrix was ahead of schedule, and needless to say she was a little short with me when we met, and had no time for idle chit chat. I gave her a solid 5-minute head start, as we pressed on without delay from Escanaba to Sault Sainte Marie, again in and out of (lighter, thankfully) rain, to cross the border.
Crossing over the Soo Locks and St. Mary’s River into Canada is a sight to behold, and things like incredible bridges are much more remarkable from the seat of a motorcycle than from behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?” but you know full well, because you’ve been actively engaged in riding, out in the weather for the entire journey.
I watched Trixie pass the customs window from a few cars behind, and as she carried on straight east for another couple hours to Sudbury, I turned north on Highway 17 en route to my lodging, the Sawpit Bay Resort, about an hour further down the road. The reservation was made over the telephone a few days earlier with a bad connection due to work on the phone lines, according to the woman on the other end. When I asked if she needed my card number to reserve a room, she said, “No that’s okay. Just come. There will be a room for you.” Upon arrival, I found the place to be pretty desolate. Almost abandoned by appearance. No cars in sight, except for the one that might have belonged to the owner. As I approached the office, I learned by hand-written sign in the window there was no tv, no wi-fi. When I walked in, I learned there was also no credit card machine, and I was asked if I could pay cash. The whole scene was a little weird for a road weary and damp fellow nearly 600 miles from home. But when the proprietor extended his hand and accepted my $35 cash for the room I was grateful and went to check for bed bugs. All good. Bed felt like it would be plenty comfortable, and cozier than the pop-up camper I slept in the night before.
After unpacking my gear, I walked across the highway to take some time staring at Lake Superior. Really nice. Done for the day and looking forward to a good long sleep.
Just a little bit about my motorcycle. This is my third motorcycle. Each one has been a Moto Guzzi. Guzzis are Italian motorcycles, notorious for their transverse V-twin engines and shaft drive (like an automobile). These motorcycles are strong like a tractor and easy to understand, which makes them ideal for the amateur motorcyclist who wants to maintain his own machine. Aside from the practical aspects, the aesthetics are superb to my eye. And they’re not terribly expensive. I found this 1979 1000SP on the internet a few years ago for $3,000, and had it shipped to Viroqua from Baltimore, Maryland. Recognizing its age an my limited ability to fully restore the engine, I bit the bullet and paid the pros at Retrospeed in Belgium, Wisconsin, to fully rebuild the engine two years ago. And this is why I am able to have the confidence to take a 45 year-old motorcycle on a 5-day, 1,500-mile adventure.
Wednesday, Day 3
The day I’ve been waiting for: 325 miles of remote Ontario. Sawpit Bay Resort to Wawa, Wawa to Chapleau on Highway 101, and Chapleau to Thessalon on Highway 129, highly regarded as the primo road to ride in the Algoma District.
The best thing about riding alone is the freedom to stop and take a break whenever you are moved to do so. Passing a very large stone on Highway 101 between Wawa and Chapleau, for example. Aside from visiting with my old friend, Mike, another mission invented for this adventure was to find and capture stones in photographs for the upcoming book of stone-themed poems by David Steingass. Every once in a while I would pass something, think about it for a mile or so, and decide it was worth turning around and going back.
With gratitude for the solitude, I took advantage of this freedom many times to photograph stones for the book…
…and vistas for this newsletter. Like from this bridge over the Mississagi River, for example: A few thoughts on the zen of motorcycling, even though it’s all be said before by better writers. I remember the first ride on my first motorcycle (1972 Moto Guzzi Eldorado) in 1995. I remember being on the highway going 60 miles per hour heading west out of Milwaukee and looking down at the pavement beneath my feet. I remember realizing that I was going very fast, that the road was less than twelve inches below my feet, and that I was essentially sitting on the engine that was pushing me forward. That’s a lot to digest. And then realizing that I didn’t feel like I was in any danger. I felt perfectly safe. As long as the machine did what it was designed to do, and I kept my hands on the handlebars and didn’t intentionally ride off the shoulder or into oncoming traffic, everything would be fine. That’s actually something you think about on a motorcycle. I do, anyway. It’s dangerous, so you have to be on your A-game.
I still feel that way when I am riding. It’s not constant, but it’s like this: In between long meditations about whatever happens to be on the mind (because there is no audio input, other than the engine), every once in a while you come back to realizing you are moving very rapidly through space, and you think about how the spark plugs are firing and alternately pushing the pistons in the cylinders down to drive the cam which transfers directly to the rear wheel, about how many miniature explosions are happening between your legs, and how gravity and the gyroscopic potential of a 2-wheeled vehicle allows you to travel gracefully over the tarmack. On this particular trip it went a step further for me. Maybe it was the duration of the meditation, but I began to think about how grateful I was for the opportunity to experience what I was experiencing. This turned into gratitude for everyone who helped make it possible. That goes for the obvious family support, but further to every single person who has helped me do anything at all up to this point in my life. Everyone who has influenced the way I think. Maybe even everyone I’ve ever met. As in, the act of doing this is the result of every single thing that has come before it. And furthermore, gratitude for the civil engineers who made these incredible roads and bridges, gratitude for the designers and builders of my motorcycle in 1979, gratitude for the people who made the tires on my motorcycle, the person who figured out how to wire the electricity, gratitude for the people at Aerostitch in Duluth for making a riding suit that makes me feel safe, gratitude for the internet for helping me plan my adventure, gratitude for all the people who are working while I am riding: the people who are working at the gas stations, at the oil refineries (and thoughts about how this adventure requires the burning of fossil fuels that are contributing to the climate crisis), the people working at the border crossing, at the restaurants, the motels…everyone, everything. Absolute and complete gratitude.
All in all, between my departure from Wawa and arrival in Thessalon six hours later, I honestly saw no more than a dozen other vehicles on the highway, and two moose. I have never before enjoyed so many uninterrupted minutes of riding through such beautiful, seemingly untouched land, and my arrival at the Carolyn Beach Inn on Lake Huron iced the cake: Pakistani owners, an attached restaurant with Indian dishes on the menu and samosas for an appetizer, delightful conversation with my server, and an elegantly simple room with a view of the lake. What an incredibly fortunate day. All I can say is thank you. Yes, even you
The adventure continued on day four with a ride to Marquette, Michigan, taking a detour through Tahquamenon Falls State Park, and concluding with a visit to St Peter’s Cathedral, paying respects to the Venerable Bishop Frederic Baraga. The fifth, and longest day, included a stop at UW-Stevens Point to talk with Brad Casselberry about the possibility of adding books by The Heavy Duty Press to the William C. Bunce Artists’ Books Archive. We had a nice visit and now there is a stronger possibility they will buy some books from me in the future. That’s great news and more reason for gratitude.
There is no great pleasure in riding a motorcycle on the interstate, as remarkable as the interstate system may be, and that happened to be long stretch in the middle of day five. Also not much pleasure between Stevens Point and Tomah (via Wisconsin Rapids), but the last stretch from Wilton through the Kickapoo Valley was pure pleasure and a wonderful final hour before arriving safely home at 7pm Friday evening.
Credit to The New Moon Monitor, July 2024
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Up North
Michael Koppa - Book artist, letterpress printer, collage artist, graphic designer, and stonecutter - contributed this true story.
There has always been something burrowing under the Klubhaus for as long as I can remember. I have always assumed it was a groundhog, or groundhogs, until it or they left and the rabbits took it over until springtime. A few years ago, I took the time to add treated plywood to the foundation, extending as much as 18” below a packed gravel perimeter about 2’ wide. The hole reappeared last year, I ignored it, and this year there have been groundhog sightings almost every time I go out there. Groundhogs can be problematic to a wooden foundation, and I don’t want them gnawing at the insulated base the Klubhaus sits upon, so I decided to borrow a live trap to catch and release however many of them are living on the property.
I set the first trap yesterday morning, with cantaloupe as bait (recommended by the lender), and picked up a second trap from the rental department at the hardware store in the afternoon before going back out to check on the first one. Sure enough, trap tripped. It was fairly small for a groundhog, as far as I could tell, so I think it was a pup. I’ve read that before the babies are born, the male leaves the den and the mama groundhog raises a litter of 3-5 pups in it. Took the trap to the van and hauled it about 5 miles north and on the other side of the West Fork of the Kickapoo River to let it go. When I went back to Holy Hollow, I set both traps for the night to see if I could catch some more.
When I arrived this morning, I was happy to see one of the traps tripped, but less happy when I found it was not a groundhog, but a skunk. And so began an entire morning blown trying to figure out what to do when you trap a live skunk.
It’s the 21st century so I started texting friends. Almost everyone I asked gave the same advice: cover the trap with a blanket. Apparently, skunks become pretty deactivated in the dark, and the blanket not only subdues them, but protects you somewhat if it decides to spray. I did not have a blanket, but plenty of sheets of black plastic, and that did the job.
Once the cage was propped open, we waited patiently. No movement inside the cage as far as anyone could tell. It seemed like the skunk was just going to sit in there huddled up in the corner until we were gone. The black sheet over the cage made it impossible to see inside it, and neither of the gunmen wanted to shoot unless they knew it would be a clean shot at the heart. We didn’t want to take a chance of it soaking the Klubhaus with its spray. After about twenty minutes of
waiting patiently, and me agitating the cage with a pole to coax it out, Glenn had to leave.
Shortly after he left, Terry and I got a little tired of waiting, and I suggested maybe my Bluetooth speaker near the cage would make him want to leave. It worked. Not more than 30 seconds of Henry Mancini and the USC Marching Band (I think) playing The Theme from “Rocky” and he decided make a lope for it. While the whole scene was slightly amusing, Terry gained his composure and kept a bead drawn on it as it went directly for the hole, just as Glenn had supposed it might. Next thing I know Terry, with composure and the gun aimed right at it, is in a backpedal as the skunk is moving towards him. I, of course, moved further away and sorry but this was no time for photographs. Gratefully, it turned away from Terry towards the west and lumbered its way to the path into the woods. It looked big, but never stopped long enough for Terry to get a good shot at it. Game over.
Skunk on the run.
I I set three traps before leaving, this time thinking about placement, as in having a clean shot at another (or the same) skunk if necessary: away from the building with no obstructing vegetation. If rodents are anything like my dog, they can smell that cantaloupe from 20’ away, and they’ll go get it no matter where it is.
And that’s the end of the story, for now. As soon as I drop the photos in this newsletter, I’m heading back out there to check the traps. Maybe I’ll let you know how it ends, if it ends, if I don’t have anything more interesting to report next month.
Credit to The New Moon Monitor, July 2024
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