SHOOTING STAR
Was walking alone
Minding my P's and Q's
Not even thinking
About an offer I'd refuse
There was no moon,
But Venus was shining bright
Then I got hit
By a shooting star last night
It came from outer space
and exploded in my face
It knocked me off my feet
I felt a burning heat
I watched shadows disappear
And everything get bright,
When I got hit
By a shooting star last night
.
I just went out
For a walk around the block,
Now my life has turned around
By a big electric shock.
I didn't know
I was whistling in the dark;
I didn't know
The shift was still in park.
So I'm'cause I got hit
By a shooting star last night.
lyric by Fred Kolouch '64 giving in
without a fight
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Use your imagination to complete the story
Here is the jumping- off paragraph:
The day after Joan flew to California for her annual month-long visit with the grandbabies, her treasured dog Honey disappeared. John knew that she placed her dog on the same podium as her grandchildren. He had to find the dog. The next day he took Honey’s photo to Staples and taped 50 posters to neighborhood signs and telephone poles offering a $100 reward for the dog’s return. By Day Six, he had raised the amount to $500. The call came mid-morning:
“My name is Kat. I have your dog. We need to talk.”
Any ending is permissible EXCEPT that you cannot have Kat bring the dog home, collect the reward, and leave.
When Joan left for California she moved a freshman from one of the Wigwams who had written a moving faux news page concerning the funeral of Marcus Aurelius, into her off-campus home. This coed, which she hated to be called, had been introduced to the dog successfully, so it all seemed almost pre-arranged. Little did Joan know what lay on the road ahead. Let's call the coed Danya. It seems that every time she called she announced that Lucretia was doing splendidly and had hit it off with yet another highly pedegreed male boxer. Much further down the line Joan received a FEDEX to be at the airport on the coming Wednesday to receive the first child of Lucrezia and Brutus. The royal vet had announced the birth in the coliseum itself. This is when she asked Joan whether the "royal offspring" should remain in Joan's now rather sad apartment, or stay in the royal palace. That seems not really a choice since the Emperor's son has taken a liking to the new prince dog.
Joan, by the way, has accepted a position in a junior college in Nevada. The pay is almost negligable but she will cover the gap with a position as a waitress (they do very well there!) in the Roman Banquet Dining Hall.
news article by Fred Kolouch,